Take it like you can!

When you ask for patience, your phone hangs...
When you ask for strength, you get  diarrhea but you still have to show up at work...
When you ask for green light so u can drive faster,your oil tank symbol starts blinking...

So when situations are not going your way, or your having a bad day, take it as a challenge as an opportunity to test your patience, your strength and wisdom...

My favorite way to deal with all these is sarcasm, I'll laugh and I'll ask for more please. When you can't beat it, join it. Its funny and i amuse myself most of the time.

Life doesn't give you the perfect scenario you want, Life gives you the scenarios you need to learn and grow.